Red Velvet and Black Rejection.

I met my soulmate on a hot Saturday morning as the sun beat down with a vengeance upon my sticky back and I stood at the bus stop waiting for a cab. I was however unable to raise a hand to shield my face, or reach into my bag for a mini towelette I could blot my face with because both hands were loaded down with an incredibly fragile red velvet cake that was due for delivery to a cranky client who had called me approximately 5 times in the past 20 minutes. No big deal though. I was used to demanding clients. So i stood in the sun and felt my makeup curdle and run down my face in a manner that was bound to leave me looking like a failed chocolate ice cream experiment but i wasn't bothered by that. The problem was, the valley between my breasts was beginning to itch with all the sweat, and if I didn't get a cab soon, cake be damned. I would dump it facedown on the hot tar and race for an air conditioned shelter.